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So, as a philosophy major, I saw this on the humble bundle page and I bought the alpha before doing any other research. This concept sounded unprecedented and AMAZING. I launched the game only to get very "buzzy" sounding music that cut in and out and a menu so tiny I couldn't read the options. I laughed it off.
'No problem!', I figured, 'it's an alpha game. The menu isn't that important. The content is probably better!' and I hit enter on the option that I assume was 'start'.
I don't understand. Did I click the wrong button? I am just a dot floating around particles and grappling from one speck to the next. I'm not a person, I'm not anything, I'm just a beam of light and a dot.
I suppose I could find it humourous if this was supposedly a metaphor for human insignificance, but I paid twenty dollars for this when I have paid five dollars for games that are beautiful and polished.
What am I supposed to be doing here? I'm playing an alpha based on a dot simulator. How can I provide any useful feedback on gameplay?